Microwave Baked Potato Recipe Step 1: Clean potato with water and scrub brush. (30 sec.) Step 2: Poke holes in the potato with a fork. (30 sec.) Step 3: Place the potato in the microwave on top of a folded paper towel. (1 min.) Step 4: Cook on High for 8 minutes. (8 min.) Step 5: When paper towel spontaneously combusts, open door and blow on flames. (30 sec.) Step 6: Run for fire extinguisher. (30 sec.) Step 7: Blast flaming potato with entire contents of fire extinguisher. (30 sec.)…
