Microwave Baked Potato Recipe
Step 1: Clean potato with water and scrub brush. (30 sec.) 
Step 2: Poke holes in the potato with a fork. (30 sec.)
Step 3: Place the potato in the microwave on top of a folded paper towel. (1 min.)
Step 4: Cook on High for 8 minutes. (8 min.)
Step 5: When paper towel spontaneously combusts, open door and blow on flames. (30 sec.)
Step 6: Run for fire extinguisher. (30 sec.)
Step 7: Blast flaming potato with entire contents of fire extinguisher. (30 sec.)
Step 8: Stare in disbelief. (30 sec.)
Step 9: Open every window in the house. (10 min.)
Step 10: Clean everything in the entire kitchen. (2 hours, 38 minutes)
Enjoy!