Review: The Secret History of the Pink Carnation

The Secret History of the Pink Carnation (Pink Carnation, #1)The Secret History of the Pink Carnation by Lauren Willig

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

My teenaged daughter borrowed this historical romance from a friend and pronounced it awesome. I like a good (awesome is even better) historical romance, so I decided to read it myself. This isn’t the genre I generally reach for to quench my word-thirst, but if it’s awesome I can’t pass it up.

Was it awesome? Yes. Yes it was. Imagine, if you will, England in the spring of 1803. Okay, I can’t imagine it either, but you won’t need to. Willig sets the scenes beautifully, but never lets the landscape overtake the plot. Her characters are just as delightful. The main heroine is absolutely delicious. I love her personality. She’s full of strength and weakness, courage and trepidation, purposefulness and utter distraction. Willig’s ability to give the reader such in-depth knowledge of Amy Balcourt is what draws you in. Not to be overshadowed by the heroine, the hero, Lord Richard Selwick, is quite the mixture himself. Strong and confident, but completely confounded by this unexpected woman.

Other characters are just as intriguing and well detailed. I adored Miss Gwen and her fine cane. You’ll love her too when you read this book.

Oh… and there’s another story going on while you read about Richard and Amy. Modern day Eloise is writing her dissertation. She’s in England chasing the Pink Carnation by way of digging into the past of the Purple Gentian. Rummaging through old papers and spending days inside library dungeon-esque basements, her determination to unravel the mystery is contagious.

Even if you don’t usually go for historical romance, I think you’ll find this a rewarding read. Just think of it as a spy novel set in the past with some romance on the side.

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I’m Completely Lost and Totally Giddy

When I first starting writing Camel Lot: A Misplaced Adventure, I had no idea what I was setting in motion. Writing, yes, I can handle that. Artwork, sure, I’ve done that before. Publishing a book – yikes! Even ebook format had my head spinning. What is ebook exactly and why is it different depending on what you read it on? How do I even know if I’ve sold anything if it’s all electronic? I have no idea what I’m doing. But, my book managed to arrive at Amazon, then the iBookstore, then Barnes & Noble. As if by magic, my children’s book appeared in online retailers around the virtual globe. I could search for my book and voila, there it would be.

Rob first pointed out the ratings about a week after Camel Lot became available on Amazon. It was ranked #9 in the Children’s Action & Adventure ebook category. I was thrilled. How cool is that? What does that mean? I still have no idea. Apparently ratings on Amazon is calculated using a very complex algorithm based on book sales, book reviews, blood type and pancake ingredients. So it really doesn’t tell us anything.

Over the next few weeks, the rating declined until it was no longer in the top 100. No big deal. I’m still not sure I have any idea what the ratings mean.

Then my book hit #2. I don’t care if I don’t know what any of it means, I’m super giddy.

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Meeting the Dreadline… I mean, Deadline

Rob told me the other day that according to Footprints for iPhone (has nothing to do with Jesus carrying you) I hadn’t left the apartment since Wednesday. Seriously?!

That’s what happens when you get near the deadline on a project. Your vision narrows, your senses heighten, your desire for food evaporates (well, okay, I wouldn’t go that far).

July 1st was the self-imposed deadline for my newest children’s book, Bermuda’s Triangle, 2nd in the A Misplaced Adventure series. This book follows the struggles of Bermuda, a little girl with a big dream. She desires to play beautiful music but her lack of talent may be her undoing. Will her parents refuse to let her try another instrument? Will her music teacher give up on her? Watch for announcements when the ebook reaches Kindle.

Writing Bermuda’s Triangle was a blast. It’s a fun story and cute kiddos to write about. I enjoyed it just as much as Camel Lot. But, the art… whew! Camel Lot was full of flowers, a crazy cat and a pink magical unicorn. But Bermuda’s Triangle is full of musical instruments. Complicated, twisty (in the case of the French horn), and precise. Not exactly a description of my brain or artistic style. Okay, yes, my brain probably is complicated and twisty, but definitely not precise.

When I began the art for Camel Lot, I made the decision to not draw the children so every child can envision themselves as the characters. In Bermuda’s Triangle, this left me with pianos, violins and drums to provide the colorful images that make reading to kids so fun. “Is there a picture yet?” Who hasn’t wished there were more pictures in a bedtime book?

I definitely found the precision necessary to produce a lovely baby grand more daunting than the whimsy required for sketching a magical unicorn. But, if we don’t stretch, we don’t stay limber.

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Review: The Judas Strain

The Judas Strain (A Sigma Force Novel)The Judas Strain by James Rollins

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

How is it this is the only title by author James Rollins I’ve read? And why did I read the one right in the middle of the series? Luckily, it was so good, I can enjoy reading this one again as I go through the entire series.

The Judas Strain is as an odd book. The plot is simple, but complex. The characters are over-the-top, but believable. The text is intelligent, but easy-reading. Full on entertainment in its most pleasant form. I can’t wait to read it again. But to you, I recommend reading them in order. That’s always best.

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Review: The Ugly Duckling

The Ugly DucklingThe Ugly Duckling by Iris Johansen

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

This was unique. The heroine of the story has some serious psychological, mother-inflicted damage before the circumstances of her transformation ever arrive. She goes through what I can only imagine is the worst horror inflicted on someone, the loss of a child coupled with the loss of her spouse. Because of scars received during the attack on her family, she’s transformed physically into a stunning woman. But her mind is conflicted by the internal vision she has of herself. So she goes on a violent spree bent on revenge. Uh, what?

Although most people can understand the desire for revenge (especially in our heroine’s case), I find the main character unbelievable. Am I really supposed to buy this timid, bent-low-from-an-overbearing-mother character suddenly becoming Lara Croft the Avenging Angel? Now if she went on a rampage because it had all been far too much for her delicate psyche and she snapped, then I could see it.

So, why four stars? Because overall, it’s an enjoyable, butt-kicking, fist-pumping, tear-jerking read. So you totally get hooked on the main character even if she’s unbelievable.

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Review: Mercury Falls

Mercury FallsMercury Falls by Robert Kroese

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Plot: An angel and a reporter walk into the Apocalypse…

I’m not one to describe a plot or give away details that could derail a reader’s enjoyment, so the above single line plot description is all you get here.

How can I sum up my impression of Mercury Falls by Rob Kroese? Let’s just say – I completely fell. In love that is. This book is a theological romp through the end times where linoleum is evil (we all knew it was) and attache cases hold more than anyone bargained for. It’s unabashedly irreverent in all the right places. Heaven, hell and everything in between is deliciously distorted in Kroese’s brain and delivered with such wit (and dare I say, wisdom) for the reader’s ultimate enjoyment.

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Review: iWoz: From Computer Geek to Cult Icon: How I Invented the Personal Computer, Co-Founded Apple, and Had Fun Doing It

iWoz: From Computer Geek to Cult Icon: How I Invented the Personal Computer, Co-Founded Apple, and Had Fun Doing ItiWoz: From Computer Geek to Cult Icon: How I Invented the Personal Computer, Co-Founded Apple, and Had Fun Doing It by Steve Wozniak

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I am not the biographical type. I’ve probably read maybe two in my life – this being one. With that said, this book is seriously awesome. Sure, it’s chock full of tech speak and over-the-top TMI, but in all that you get a glimpse of the real Woz. And he’s so totally cool. Like that favorite uncle you only get to see once a year at your family’s 4th of July reunion. He brings all the illegal fireworks. Yeah, that uncle.

Woz writes his story in a way that let’s the reader into his life without being too intrusive. So you don’t get that voyeuristic guilty sensation. He takes you on a journey of his own genius without being aware of it himself. His stories were often so clever or amusing I followed my husband around reading them again out loud.

So I totally recommend any fan of any genre to pick this one up.

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Review: Blow Out

Blow Out (FBI Thriller, #9)Blow Out by Catherine Coulter

My rating: 2 of 5 stars

This review is verbatim from previous notes when I read this book back in 2004.

Even though I love the Savich/Sherlock series–this one was terrible. The romance/flirting between the 2 sub-characters was so lame. The dailogue was cheesy. And the plot left you wishing there had been one. The sub plot was hardly mentioned throughout the horribly long interviewing of suspects and then when it did come up again in the end, it was wrapped up quickly and with no substance. The main plot was a huge let down.

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Review: Bleachers

BleachersBleachers by John Grisham

My rating: 2 of 5 stars

I read this quite a while ago, but I’m using previous notes to create this review. First let me say, this is not the genre I generally read. I don’t know why I picked this one up. Or why I finished it.

There isn’t a plot to speak of. Basically it’s several high school jocks drinking in the bleachers and reminiscing about their much-despised football coach. They’ve all returned for his upcoming death and funeral. Their conversations lead the reader through the past and things are learned about the characters, but to what end? I couldn’t connect with these people or find any desire to care about their stories. I found this book dull.

Again, this is not the type of book I typically read, so it had little chance to score well with me. To be fair, please check other reviews of people who read within this genre. I’ve read other John Grisham’s that were great. This one, not my cup o’ joe.

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Review: The Count of Monte Cristo

The Count of Monte Cristo  (Complete Unabridged Version 1844)The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas

My rating: 3 of 5 stars

This book is considered one of the best works of Dumas and is included in the top 100 novels at http://www.thebest100lists.com/best100no… But, it’s a very, very long read. Not that the twisted (often convoluted) story isn’t intriguing. Most of us are probably aware of the story and most of us have probably seen one (or two) of the hollywood versions of the book. Just like most movie-adaptation/written-word works, the book far exceeds the film(s). Differences are as small as location details and as large as, “That’s how it ended?!”

One of the things a book can do that a movie can’t is give you a depth to its characters. And character development is what really lets us know (and love/hate) the heroes/heroines and villains in a story. I think if you take the time to read this original version, you’ll find a new side to Edmond Dante and many of the other literary mortals described in the pages of this complex classic.

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Review: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire HunterAbraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Sharper than a wooden stake. The plot of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a history lesson intricately entwined with a bold non-Twilight vampire story that will scare you at times and bring a tear to your eye at others. The premise, first, is that vampires exist. Secondly, that one of our favorite Presidents knew about it and spent his life hunting these undead creatures. There are Photoshopped (or are they?) images interlaced within the pages to give a real sense of reading a genuine biography. Several scenes will have you pumping your fist in the air as you learn about the real and not so real 16th President of the United States. This book will give the reader another reason to love Honest Abe.

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Review: Switched by Amanda Hocking

Switched (Trylle Trilogy, #1)Switched by Amanda Hocking
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

No spoilers, so you can read this review with reckless abandon. Switched is a young adult novel, part one of three, in the Trylle Trilogy. If you don’t buy and read it just because “Trylle Trilogy” is such a clever alliteration, then consider the believable characters, fascinating new world, and the main character’s amazing journey to discover who she really is. It’s not a grab-you-buy-the-throat demanding read. But it does hook in one sharp claw and beckon to you, “Come back to me. See what happens next.” Now, I’ve got to cut this short, so I can buy the next one.

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Nails Bitten? Check. Antacids? Check.

Rob informed me just minutes ago (it’s currently 11:48 p.m. ET on June 14, 2011) that my first book EVER just appeared on the Amazon Kindle. Now it didn’t appear there by accident. I put it there… on purpose. Scary, I know. But, I did it anyway.

My first book is Camel Lot: A Misplaced Adventure. It’s a children’s book about three youngsters playing in their mother’s forbidden flower garden.

The next book in the Misplaced Adventure series will be Bermuda’s Triangle. The story is in first draft and I’m working on the drawings. Hopefully it will come to the Kindle Store mid-July.

I’ve nearly completed another little adventure called Area 50 Juan. Yep, there’s aliens. Or are there? Juan thinks so. Should be out late August or early September.

It’s all very exciting for me. In a nail-biting, antacid-eating way.

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Buy Me a “Writer” Kevlar Vest

After returning to Indiana from Los Angeles, leaving behind a job I loved, I thought, “I’ll just run right out in this depressed job market and snatch up another.”

Pretty soon, depressed not only described the job market, but my attitude as well. I’d applied for several great job opportunities, numerous acceptable job opportunities, several okay-I-can-take-it-for-now employment options, and a couple please-please-dont-actually-call-me-back “positions” (and I use that term lightly).

So as my husband slipped back into his role of tech wizard to the Mac-needy, I sat home – alone. I’d enrolled Allyson in a public middle school expecting to be working full time, so my days were really freed up. We no longer own much (something I’ve come to love, by the way), so there wasn’t much arranging of furniture to do. At least not on a daily basis. The weather was still cold and ugly, so outdoor walking and taking Dixie (the Chihuahua) to the park wasn’t really appealing.

So I wrote a book.

Louisville Science Center

You have to make your trips few and far between to really enjoy going to the Louisville Science Center in Louisville, KY. Luckily it had been ages since Allyson and I had been. We also took friends with us which always adds to the enjoyment of any outing. Okay. Maybe not always, but definitely this time.

The front entrance still has the huge mirrored bowl-like sculpture that entertains by creating colorful mosaics from everyone’s faces. Look closely in the center and you can actually see Allyson with her friend, Allison. I know it’s confusing. Aren’t we lucky they aren’t spelled the same too?

The main area has an ever changing exhibit pertaining to one area of scientific study or another. During our visit, The Robots Interactive Exhibit was on display with several fun and interactive games and activities. You can visit this special exhibit now through June 16th, 2010. More information and great teacher downloads can be found at Robots Tour.

There’s plenty to do with robots of all kinds in this exhibit. You can pose as a robot, browse the collection of drawings displayed in flat file draws at an artist’s table, build your own little robots that whirl and spin, or set up dominoes in various patterns. With parental help, the robot building can be fun for younger ones. Allyson enjoyed trying it but everything was very simplistic and didn’t hold her interest for long. She spent far more time building a domino trail which fell in under 30 seconds at the slightest nudge of her finger.

There’s a fun display of famous robots from the media. We found C3PO, Gort from The Day The Earth Stood Still, and the nameless robot from Lost in Space (the original). Speaking of that robot, did you know the famous phrase, “Danger, Will Robinson!” was only used once on the show? Funny how a little thing like that can become such a part of pop culture.

Allyson really enjoyed getting her picture taken with the Governor of California, I mean the Terminator (not artificial life-size). This particular terminator was from Terminator 2. RoboCop was there too, but he’s not nearly as cool. **I took a few minutes here to find a memorable quote from RoboCop to soften the earlier statement that he wasn’t as cool as the Terminator. However, I barely found any quotes that made sense, much less were memorable. Sorry if you’re a fan.**

After the Robot exhibit, we toured the other areas. At The World Within Us exhibit, you can “drive” an orange VW bug, experiencing the sensation of driving under the influence. I don’t see how that’s science. Seems more like a preachable moment than a teachable one. The Time Machine is always a big hit, but the wait is terrible. Also, if you don’t hold super-super still, the images don’t turn out that great. There’s a really cool Amazing Beginnings exhibit that I hadn’t seen before. Eight embryos and fetuses show the progression of cells to baby. However, without interaction it was dull for kids. Maybe more will be added to it.

The World Around Us exhibit is always fun, especially if you love animals. This is a regular exhibit at the center, but it’s fun and interesting. There are lots of animals to read about and some interactive areas that encourage the little ones.

The World We Create exhibit is probably my least favorite. It has plenty of interactive exhibits, but it pertains too much to engineering and building and the like. We didn’t stay long.

The KidZone is technically for those kiddos 7 and under, but we all went in anyway. We were told we could – so get that look off your face. This has to be one of the best areas of the Louisville Science Center. It’s not particularly science-y, but it’s hugely interactive and extremely entertaining as well. You can fly a plane, drive a bus, make the dinner, visit the hospital, build something at the construction zone and run the plumbing. There’s even a zone for really little ones that aren’t walking yet that looks like the surface of the moon – all cheesy, soft and full of holes. You get to it through the space shuttle. I chased Allyson and the others around through the (not adult-sized) airplane trying to take pictures of them. I majorly hit my head really hard on a low clearance once. Epic fail.

A Thanksgiving Poem

In this time of true thanksgiving,
I stop to think of how I’m living.

Most days in pain, and not just physical.
Slightly grumpy is too often typical.

I do too little, though I take on too much.
I fall too short, or some other such.

In family, I’m the weakest link.
I shudder to know what my friends think.

But Jesus came and offered me grace.
So forgiveness is mine in this crazy race.

And forgiveness does truly abound.
From family and friends it can also be found.

So I’m truly thankful in this season.
And true forgiveness is the biggest reason.

I Got to First Base

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Jeffersonville Thunder Bat

The Louisville Slugger Art That Swings artist reception was held on a Saturday night at the Louisville Slugger Museum. Rob and Allyson attended with me. All the decorated and altered bats were on display in a long room upstairs away from other Museum attractions. Each artist was responsible for setting up their own display. Some were quite elaborate. Sluggers ranged from beautiful to whimsical (in my opinion). A few artists were well known in the area.

Slugger Lilies

Jean Schettler created a stunning bat inspired by one of her paintings, Jeffersonville Thunder, which won First Place, Mayor’s Choice and People’s Choice awards at the 2008 Jeff Fest.

Another well know artist, Ray Day, created Slugger Lilies inspired by his interest in the actual flower. It was a beautiful piece and was chosen to be awarded via silent auction at the event.

Rob came up with a great idea to display my Louisville Slugger. Allyson has a small grand-piano-style doll piano. We used it to add to the theme of my bat – Swing Music. It made a nice presentation and created a larger vision for people to pour over. I received lots of compliments but no awards.

Swing Music

All Sluggers were up for grabs to any of the generous financial sponsors of the fundraiser. Each sponsor was announced (in order of contribution amount), thanked and allowed to peruse the bats and select the one they wished to have.

My bat was selected by Rodefer Moss & Co PLLC in downtown New Albany, IN. I was extremely pleased that it was selected and having it stay local was an added perk. So stop by the offices of Rodefer Moss for your financial needs or just to take in the beauty of my Louisville Slugger.

So You Think You Can Make Me Laugh

Comedian Matt BridgesI went out last night with my sister, Dorothy, to Diamond’s Pub and Billiards on Frankfort Ave. We met up with some more of my family. Does alcoholism run in my family? No. But funny does. We were all there to watch one of our own get up on stage to roll out some jokes and make us laugh.

My nephew, Matt Bridges, has become a comedian. I guess “become” isn’t the best word since he’s always been a comedian. I can’t remember my sister, Sharon (his mother), ever taking a picture that you wouldn’t later find Matt’s head somewhere in it peaking out with a goofy grin or silly face like a Where’s Waldo character. It was inevitable.

I’ve been to see Matt on stage a couple times now. He uses situational and observational humor and tells stories from his experiences as a regular guy, a family man, a father. No, he doesn’t make fun of his family – even though the Indiana Jones of Feces (a bit on potty training his daughter) was pretty funny.

Matt Hit My Aunt Dorothy

And on the quirky side, which I suppose all comedians are, he takes pictures with his friends, family and anyone at the show, while they smack, hit, choke or otherwise humiliate him. Here are a few from last night with appropriate tag-lines. Enjoy.

Matt Being Choked By Aunt Dorothy

Above you’ll see Matt’s Aunt Dorothy, generally a docile woman, taking a punch at him for dragging her out on a work night. She has to be at the post office at 6:00 a.m. Oh… I guess that explains the hostility. She was going “postal” on him.

Matt Being Choked by Tommy

When he didn’t apologize fast enough, she decided to choke an apology out of him. The funny thing is, my other nephew, Tommy, just stood in the background laughing at the whole thing saying, “This is your best bit yet, Matt.”

Tommy finally realized Aunt Dorothy beating Matt up wasn’t part of the act. So he jumped in to squeeze an apology out of him on Aunt Dorothy’s behalf.

Unfortunately Matt couldn’t speak while being choked. He eventually just passed out and Tommy kicked him in the ribs. He did – really. I don’t have a picture of it because I was distracted by my niece, Sandy, and I looked away.

Matt Being Smacked by Sandy

You can see here to the right why she diverted my attention. I caught her later smacking Matt a good one.

But, all in all, it was an enjoyable evening. Matt made us laugh and we all got to punch him for it.

Be sure to get out sometime and see Matt when he’s doing his stand up. You can check out his schedule at his website. Or just stop in anywhere you see girls beating up some silly guy. It’s probably us.

Just FYI – Matt’s really thrilled to be competing in Kentucky’s First Annual Comedy Derby Contest. No – the comedians aren’t running a race carrying jockeys – I asked. It’s at 4th Street Live’s Improv Comedy Club on Sept. 30th, Oct. 14th and Nov. 4th, 2009. Matt will be competing in the Nov. 14th show. So come on out and support the area’s finest stand up comedians and especially the finest comedian of all, the Comedian Matt Bridges.

A Rainy Day at the Louisville Zoo

Share photos on twitter with TwitpicAllyson and I went with friends to the Louisville Zoo this past Saturday. We haven’t been in so long that the polar bears and otters (two of our fave critters to see) were gone. They’re building a new exhibit called Glacier Run where I’m assuming these guys will be housed again. Makes a person wonder where they are right now? I kept looking over my shoulder whenever I heard a loud noise.

Share photos on twitter with TwitpicThe Zoo added a really cool Sky Trail High Adventure Course for kiddos and adults. It’s not free – $7 per person – but there’s no time limit. Allyson did really well even though she confessed later that some of it was a little nerve-racking. There are areas where you tight-rope walk and some where you must cross various obstacles – like alternating board planks. I didn’t try it myself (so I could take pics of Allyson, of course) but Allyson and her friend would do it again and again. Next time, I’ll put them up there and go sit down at the nearby Islands Cafe.

I’ve Entered the Twilight Zone

TwilightI love plants. I add to my flowerbeds every spring and fall. My hostas are the envy of the neighborhood. So I never mind a little rain. I even appreciate it as I can leave the bulky water hose in the garage. But, this is verging on Forks rain – Forks, WA that is. Or is it?

The average rainfall for New Albany, IN is less than 4 inches for June, but there’s more than that in my basement. And overall, New Albany, IN gets plenty of rain. The least rainy month on average is in October with a mere 2.7 inches falling. But our yearly average is 43.6 inches of umbrella-ella-ella-ella toting weather. That’s a lot of flowers watered and puddles to jump in.

Forks, WA averages 59.38 inches of rain hitting the ground every year. That’s 15.78 inches more than New Albany, IN. A respectable amount (and more than us for the year) but the bulk of it comes in November through January with little precipitation through spring and summer months.

Just look at the averages over the past few years for Forks, WA for the month of June:Forks, WA

June ’08 – 3.50

June ’07 – 5.49

June ’06 – 3.12

June ’05 – 3.16

June ’04 – 3.02

June ’03 – 1.43

June ’02 – 4.67

June ’01 – 3.62

June ’00 – 5.20.

Very few times do they exceed New Albany, IN rainfall during this month. Only Fife, WA actually has more rain in June than New Albany, IN. No other city or town in Washington represented has more rain than us. I say all this as a warning. Are there vampires here? Do they summer in New Albany, IN?

Swing Music for Art That Swings

Swing Music Workspace

From June 1 through August 1, my Swing Music Louisville Slugger will go on display at the newly renovated Louisville Slugger Museum. The decorated bats are a collaboration between Louisville Slugger and The Arts Council of Southern Indiana to support the work of the Arts Council which serves students, artists, educators, schools, libraries and non-profit organizations in six counties in Southern Indiana.

The idea for Swing Music arrived unannounced while I was thumbing through some sheet music for my project. I saw the song title, It Don’t Mean A Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing), and realized that was the song my Slugger needed. It was meant to be.

Swing Music In ProcessAfter a great deal of procrastination in getting started, I finally began on a Monday afternoon. Collage is not necessarily a difficult medium to work with. There’s an abundance of materials to choose from (like sheet music), the tools are simple enough, and it’s really quite fun. It’s also quite messy. I decided to burn the edges of small torn sections from the sheet music to give it a better contrast. Then I used a decoupage medium to affix each piece in an aesthetically pleasing location on the bat. Piece by piece a design from sheet music, charred edges, and lyrics builds around the original logos of the Louisville Slugger.

swing-music-knob-handleswing-music-barrelSwing Music Barrel Song TitleSwing Music Barrel LogoUpon completion, unsurprisingly the same day delivery to the Arts Council was required, I rushed downtown to introduce my Slugger to all the others soon to join in the exhibit.

If you plan to visit the Louisville Slugger Museum to see Swing Music in person, please remember to vote for your favorite bat. There will be approximately 40 bats on display by local artists in a wide range of mediums and styles.

The Louisville Slugger Museum is located at 800 West Main St., Louisville, KY. Their hours are Monday through Saturday, 9am – 5pm and Sunday, noon – 5pm. Admission is $10 for adults (13-59), $9 for seniors (60+), $5 for kids (6-12), and kids 5 and younger are free. Check their Visitor’s Guide for additional information.

A special Art That Swings celebration will be held on August 1. There will be an opportunity to meet the artists and recognize the creators of the three most popular bats (decided by votes). Be on hand to watch event sponsors draw for their favorite bat. Experience ball park food, a cash bar, and cracker jack boxes with chances to win valuable prizes. More information can be found at The Arts Council of Southern Indiana.

Don’t forget – if you really like Swing Music, be sure and vote for it. Just maybe, my little Slugger will hit one out of the park.

Sa-wing, batter, batter…

Art That Swings

My friend and mentor, artistically speaking, suggested I participate in an art event that has turned out to be really exciting. The event is a collaboration between The Arts Council of Southern Indiana and the newly-renovated Louisville Slugger Museum. Just a side thought – did they use a baseball bat to prepare for renovation?

The event, Art That Swings, offers local artists the opportunity to decorate, however they see fit, one Louisville Slugger baseball bat. How cool is that?

I picked up my bat at the Arts Council offices on Market Street in New Albany. My only instructions were, “Nothing vulgar.” Since my original idea was now off the table, I chose to cover nearly the entire bat with torn and burned sheet music which I acquired at Jimmy’s Music Center in New Albany. They ordered exactly the music I wanted since it needed to include a specific song – If It Ain’t Got That Swing. You know the song, “It don’t mean a thing… if it ain’t got that swing…” I titled my musically enhanced Slugger, Swing Music. Clever, huh?

I recently attended a photo shoot at Jean Schettler’s studio. Several artists brought their partially completed bats to take part in the shoot. We staged working on our projects and pictures were taken. These images will be used in publications and advertising venues for the event.

I completed my bat last Friday and turned it in to the Arts Council. Beginning June 1st, Swing Music, along with other bats from other artists, will be on display at the Louisville Slugger Museum where visitors can vote for their favorite. Event sponsors can receive one of the artistic bats along with other benefits. On August 1st, a special Art That Swings Fundraising Event will be held where attendees can meet the artists.

Animal Marshmallows

600699661027Recently I was researching cheeses to see if we, as vegetarians, could still indulge in Pizza King. We can, by the way, as explained in an earlier post. But, in my search I ran across something disturbing. Gelatin is in many foods unbeknownst to consumers. I guess it would be knownst if you could interpret the ingredient lists on packages and if you could actually read it without artificial magnification. However, in this particular case, I am at fault. I believed I knew what was in marshmallows. It’s just sugar in another shape, isn’t it?

Well it’s more than sugar. According to the package, it contains: Corn Syrup, Sugar, Dextrose, Modified Corn Starch, Water, Gelatin*, Tetrasodium Pyrophosphate (Whipping Aid), Artificial Flavor, Artificial Color (Blue 1).

So what’s the big deal about gelatin? Gelatin is extracted from the collagen inside an animals’ skin and bones, therefore making it a non-vegetarian food additive. You can’t get something from an animals bones while it’s alive.

reading_glass_1I stumbled upon this infuriating information at Almost Vegetarian, a website created by another human trying to go vegetarian in a “don’t ask, don’t tell AND don’t assume” food environment. Gelatin isn’t just in your favorite hot cocoa accompaniment either. It’s also in some ice creams, sour creams, cottage cheeses, yogurts and frostings to name a few. So check those ingredient lists carefully and don’t be afraid to put on your reading glasses. Better to admit your eyes aren’t as young as they once were than to eat animal parts you didn’t even know about.

*Bolded for emphasis

In Search of Vegetarian Cheese

baby_cowOne of the things I’ve noticed since joining my daughter in being vegetarian is the complete lack of good, consistent information on ingredients in cheese. Some cheeses are vegetarian, but since it only lists “enzymes” in the ingredients, you can’t trust it. Better safe than kill a baby cow.

Enzymes, for those who don’t know, can come from the lining of calves and pigs stomachs or from non-animal sources. Non-animal sources have become popular of late, not because of vegetarians, but because they are cheaper to use. Enzymes are the catalyst for creating cheese. They are in your cheese regardless of type in some form or another. But cheese makers don’t bother to let us vegetarians know for sure, so every time you want something particular, you have to begin another search.

If that wasn’t confusing and difficult enough, what about eating out? When you go out for pizza, how do you know what’s in that cheese? Unfortunately, you have to research each pizza restaurant individually. You might find information on the web from others who have found out, but you have to check how old that information is. You can contact the headquarters of your favorite pizza delivery place, but sometimes even they don’t know.

kingmeRecently, my husband asked me to find out if the cheese at our local Pizza King is okay for vegetarians. We have always loved their pizza. Well, there is nothing on their website regarding this topic and when I contacted the headquarters, the person I talked to sheepishly admitted he didn’t know. I asked him for his supplier and if that supplier supplied all Pizza Kings. Then I began searching for information on their cheese supplier, Frigo. I found them on my list of vegetarian cheeses by brand name and will be enjoying a large cheese pizza on our next family dinner out at my local Pizza King. WooHoo!

FYI – Horizon is a great brand since all their cheeses are vegetarian and organic. You can find them at Kroger. I don’t usually shop at Kroger, but I go there specifically to get cheese. A great place to check whether your cheese is vegetarian or not is at Vegetarian Cheese List – where I found my Frigo cheese from Pizza King. You can look up your cheese by brand or type. You can even sign up for updates if anything changes in the cheese world.

Hope this helps anyone out there trying to get a slice of pizza without unknowingly eating cow parts.

BTW – marshmallows (of all things) are not vegetarian. Ahhhhhh! I could just scream. More on this later.

Good to the First Cup Update…

About a week ago, my husband went with me to purchase my Keurig B70 Platinum Single-Serve Coffee Brewer. It’s my Christmas present, but I wanted it before my family came over for a Christmas party at our house. You know – so I could show off. We purchased it at Bed, Bath & Beyond since we had a 20% off coupon that saved us $40.

Once home with my prize, my husband unpacked it for me. I had him do this in case I hated it and wanted to return it. He has better memory than the 2GB 667 MHz DDR2 SDRAM in my Mac. Yeah, I had to look that up. What that means is, he can easily remember how it was packed and return it to it’s pristine packing condition. I would have to wrap it in an old dishtowel, shove it in the box, force the lid as closed as I could get it, and tape the whole thing up leaving it looking like it had been handled and delivered by those apes who test luggage.

I still enjoy that video. Now, on to installation…

Once out of the box, you place your machine where you would like it to live on your counter. You’ll first notice how heavy it is. Not super heavy, but heavy enough to make you feel you purchased quality. You then remove the water tank and rinse it (don’t wash – rinse) with cold water. Fill up the tank and return it to where it belongs. You place a mug in position (do not add a K-cup at this time) and select a priming sequence which runs water into the heating area and deposits a quantity of steaming hot water into your mug. Throw this water away. This water is used to sterilize your machine.

You are now ready to begin brewing coffee, tea or hot cocoa to your hearts content. Easy, huh?

Using the Keurig (I named mine Brew•C – sounds like Bruce) is just as easy. Place a mug in position, select your K-cup and insert by lifting the lever. You can even remove the drip tray for those taller mugs like my Starbucks one seen below. That’s a really nice feature since I’ve found most of the K-cups to be quite strong and I brew mine on the largest mug setting. So far, I like the Newman’s Own Fair Trade Organic Extra Bold – which is stronger on purpose and needs the larger setting for my taste. I also really like the Caribou Coffee Daybreak Morning Blend which is a lighter selection and can be brewed on smaller settings.

I’ve read at some coffee blogs that you can use a K-cup more than once. I gave that a try since the Newman’s Own Extra Bold is too strong for me the first time through. I find it’s much tastier when running it through a second time. This is great if you aren’t extremely particular about your coffee being exactly the same cup after cup. Which I’m not. One of the reasons I loved the idea of a single-serve coffee brewer is to more easily enjoy variety whenever I feel like it. If my first cup is a little strong and my second is a little weak, that’s okay with me. Another idea I read online and loved is to run your extra bold K-cup through twice on a medium setting to fill your travel mug before heading out into rush hour traffic.

Since I had my brewer in time for my family arriving, it was fun to show it off and get everyone’s reaction. My family is comprised of heavy coffee drinkers, but not coffee snobs. Everyone loved the ease of use and were fascinated at how simple the design was. Each person tried a different coffee with most of them agreeing the Newman’s had great flavor but was a bit strong. It is an extra bold after all. They were also impressed with the idea of easily grabbing a cup of coffee and then making a cup of tea if that’s what they wanted next. I have one sister who drinks more tea than coffee and she loved that flexibility. All in all, it was a big hit. The talk of the party. Brew•C won’t let it go to his head.

One final great feature – instant hot water. Let’s say your want to brew some tea using a tea bag. Just pop your tea bag into your mug and you can get hot water from your brewer. Or maybe you want cocoa, but you’re out of your cocoa K-cups. Just rip open the old-fashioned pouch cocoa of your choice and add hot water. It can also be used for cups of soup. Yum.

Final thoughts: This Keurig brewer rocks! I absolutely love it.

What’s a Blog?

Tonight I went to Crit Club. That’s short for Critique Club. It’s an art club where each artist brings in a sample of their work and a guest artist will provide critique. I went as a guest speaker, not critiquer. I had the opportunity to speak to the artists about websites. Since I have created websites for several individuals and businesses, I was considered an authority. Strange what goes for “expert” these days, huh?

I gave the usual spiel about types of websites, especially talking up WordPress as a good option for artists since they can make updates themselves. I also mentioned how it’s great for users who blog. This comment brought up more questions than anything else I talked about. They asked what it was, how it was done, why you would want to, how would it benefit their site, how would it create more traffic to their site…on and on. I really struck a nerve. They were really excited about the possibilities blogging could bring to them and their potential website. So, prepare yourself, world. A new batch of bloggers are on the horizon.